The Eternal Quest

I have always refrained from writing on one sensitive issue i.e. GIRLS. But now I think it’s worth it writing about anything on your blog as long as it does away with all the stupid thoughts and makes you feel good :o)

Here I am going to write an inspiring story of Mr. X in his quest to find a girl friend for him.

Mr. X is in school and gets approached by a lovely girl who proposes to him. But since Mr. X is one of the toppers in the class and is very focused towards his studies, he refuses her offer citing the reason that they are too young to get involved in all this and should better concentrate on their studies. They can be friends though. Full stop! Little does Mr. X know that this is going to be the last time when any girl would ever approach him.

Mr. X gets into a college and gets senti on a girl in the third semester. The trouble is that the girl already has a boyfriend and Mr. X thinks he is a descendent of Houdini and would hypnotize the girl into accepting his proposal. The super trouble is that the girl turns out to be a descendent of Sherlock Holmes who fore guesses the poor guy’s motives even before he has a chance to cast a spell on her. Full stop! Mr. X goes back to his studies.

Mr. X gets senti on another girl when he is in final semester. He does some research and finds out that the girl has had a breakup two months back. He takes her out for an expensive dinner and spills the beans on their way back to home. Mr. X thinks he is going to complete his college studies, has a decent job and can easily afford a girl friend; whereas the girl is on a lookout for someone who could afford her for life. Now, how is he supposed to marry a girl when he can barely meet his expenses? Full stop! Mr. X sulks for three days.

Mr. X lands in his first job, starts attending French classes, and goes crazy for a girl from his class. He is absolutely sure that the girl doesn’t have a boy friend and is not looking to marry someone in the foreseeable future. They become great friends. Mr. X has a skewed thinking that a terrific friendship is just one step short of being in a relationship; whereas the girl has a super skewed thinking that friendship is just for morons and good guys. The girl thinks that Mr. X is a good guy. Full stop! Mr. X has already chosen his next target.

Two days after, Mr. X loses his mind on a girl from his office. He leaves no stone unturned and finds out that the girl doesn’t have a boy friend, doesn’t want to marry soon and who thinks that Mr. X is a bad guy. He takes her out on one fine rainy Saturday and they become good friends. The problem is that the girl is going to some other city for her new job and Mr. X believes too much in the power of telecommunications in keeping people together. The damn problem is that the girl has never seen that advertisement featuring Sehwag ki Maa, and cares too much about the mobile bill. Full Stop! Mr. X concentrates on his career instead.

Mr. X lands in a new job. It’s been a year without any excitement. He decides to chase a girl from his office. He gets a crazy idea of writing an email to her inviting her for a walk. The icing on the cake is that he sends this email to her. Full stop! Mr. X is yet to discover the aftereffects of this ;o)

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